Dora Does Not Rhyme with Dannon
I have yogurt every day, for lunch. We haven’t been to the grocery store for a while, so today I took a cup of my son’s Yoplait Kids yogurt. It’s strawberry-vanilla, but really it’s neither. Dora is featured on the side, her arms raised in triumph as butterflies circle her head.
Dora’s yogurt is much like her television show: bland, and a little painful. It’s like eating bathroom caulk.
I remember this from Ian’s first year. We’d try his baby food from time to time, and often wouldn’t force him to eat it again. I know manufacturers are concerned about too much sugar and food allergies, but we’re Presbyterian. Ian doesn’t need anymore bland in his life.
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